I am not Crazy. My mother had me tested.

Clear the air before anyone even steps through the door with the My Mother Had Me Tested Coir Mat. Showcasing one of the most hilariously defensive lines in television history, this statement mat features bold, playful bubble typography outlined in crisp black. The design is packed with quirky, science-nerd graphics—including chemical structures, atoms, bubbling beakers, glasses, and a chaotic twist. It’s the perfect welcome piece for sitcom enthusiasts, quirky geniuses, or anyone who wants to greet their guests with an absolute fan-favorite joke.

These fibers are a by-product of the coconut harvesting industry, making the production of these mats highly sustainable, and the mats themselves are a perfect complement to your environmentally conscious building or home.

Coir Fiber is a proven scrapper that is highly effective at brushing away dirt and debris from the bottom of shoes to ensure a clean and safe floor inside. This coco fiber is also one of the most absorbent natural fibers available, making it highly effective at keeping moisture off your floors.

• Eco-friendly and sustainably made.
• Hand stenciled with fade-resistant dyes that can resist all weather conditions.
• The tough coir fibers will scrape off dirt and mud from shoes, trapping it before tracking indoors
• Easy to clean and maintain - simply vacuum or shake off to keep them clean, ideal to be placed under partially covered areas